Twelve Steps To Free Yourself From Barack Obama Addiction

STEP ONE: Honesty

Admit it to yourself-you have been had. Something is definately wrong with Obama. He's a fraud, a prostitician.

STEP TWO: Faith
Have faith-the world will not end if you once again " question authority" Remember "that little voice inside"?

STEP THREE: Surrender
Surrender to the "truth" . How long have you liked "government"? Since 2008?
"Government": derived from the Latin word "gubernare", a verb, meaning "to control," combined with "mente", a Latin noun, meaning mind. Government means "To control the mind."  
Hint: drones, NDAA, NSA, GMOs. . .

STEP FOUR: Soul Searching
You knew "this is too good to be true". How come your box of crackers costs more, yet keeps shrinking?

STEP FIVE: Integrity
Tell your truth, not some crap "they" fed you. 

STEP SIX: Acceptance
Similar to step 1- say it . . ."I've been had" Remember the garage full of soap Uncle Bernie bought in 1976? The soap is still there. Poor Bernie must park his classic mint green 1952 DeSoto on the side of the house, and Aunt Doris is not happy. And you still have those crappy speakers purchased from a van in the parking lot @ Piggly Wiggly. We've all been fascinated by "shiny things" at some point in our lives. Stop being a parakeet. You look foolish, at best.

STEP SEVEN: Humility
Be quiet. we do not want to hear it anymore. You are not enlightened, and we are not retarded or dangerous.

STEP EIGHT: Willingness
Apologize to those you have insulted, aggravated or just bored to tears with your Obama loving "talking points". they'll forgive you. (some of them voted for John Edwards, John McCain or Arlen Specter.)

STEP NINE: Forgiveness
Forgive yourself for being taken in by "Barack Obama's marxist circus". Do not beat yourself up. The "Selling of Obama" campaign was brilliant, conceived by American propagandists, and drilled into your head 24/7/365 via a compliant Industrial Military Complex, funded by the deepest pockets. Would you buy a used car from David Axelrod? hmmm?

STEP TEN: Maintenance
Steer clear from msnbc, all Obama propaganda, alphabet network "news" and the presstitutes. These sources are akin to "a little eye opener" for a wino or smack to a junkie.

STEP ELEVEN: Making Contact
Make new, non Obama loving friends. They're the ones WITHOUT the "my eyeballs are too wide open" psycho-look. Several million of us came to the capitol mall, gathered in a show of unity, and picked up our own trash. 

STEP TWELVE: Service
Help other Obama zombies recover from their lunacy, and guide them back to sanity