I saw this description of illegal aliens and thought it was worth sharing.
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the Dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't Like to do. I'm hard-working and honest. According to the protesters: You are required to let me stay in your house, you are required to feed me, you are required to add me to your family's insurance plan, you are required to educate my kids, and you are required to provide other benefits to me & to my family. If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me. Why can't people see how ridiculous This is! Only in America.
By Rex Ride
Let's say I break into your house. Let's say that when you discover me in your house, you insist that I leave. But I say, 'No! I like it here. It's better than my house. I've made all the beds and washed the Dishes and did the laundry and swept the floors. I've done all the things you don't Like to do. I'm hard-working and honest. According to the protesters: You are required to let me stay in your house, you are required to feed me, you are required to add me to your family's insurance plan, you are required to educate my kids, and you are required to provide other benefits to me & to my family. If you try to call the police or force me out, I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my RIGHT to be there. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm a hard-working and honest person, except for well, you know, I did break into your house. And what a deal it is for me!!! I live in your house, contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing you can do about it without being accused of cold, uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior. Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn MY LANGUAGE!!! so you can communicate with me. Why can't people see how ridiculous This is! Only in America.
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