Friday, October 13, 2017

Famous Presidential Lies

LBJ:
- We were attacked.

Nixon:
- I am not a crook.

Clinton :
- I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.

Bush - 41:
- Read my lips --- No new taxes.

Obama:
- I will have the most transparent administration in history.
- TARP is to fund shovel-ready jobs.
- I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
- The IRS is not targeting anyone.
- It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
- If I had a son....... (re: Tayvon Martin).
- I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism."
- You didn't build that!
- I will restore trust in government.
- The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
- The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
- It's not my red line ---- it is the world's red line.
- Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. (Then why is Edward Snowden still in exile, Mr. Obama?)
- We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks, with interest. Same for the auto companies.
- I will close Gitmo.
- I am not spying on American citizens.
- ObamaCare will be good for America.
- You can keep your family doctor.
- Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
- If you like it, you can keep your healthcare plan. Period!
- It's just like shopping at Amazon.

And the biggest one of all:
- I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.