Showing posts with label Election. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Election. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Twas the Night Before Inauguration

Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course. 

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin. 

And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much. 

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost. They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad. 

Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed. 

So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash. 

Eight years of Obama had given them cause, To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train. 

And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style. 

I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz, In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose. He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call Trump is the one that we need. 

I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs. 

He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit. 

His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say. 

He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance. 

The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet; 

“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”; 

The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years. Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget. He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Imagine!

Imagine it is November 9, 2016 in America and we wake up knowing who our new President will be. If it is Hillary, think of the groups of people that will celebrate. Illegal Immigrants, criminals and future criminals who will be supported for pulling a gun on a police officer, planned parenthood, the media, and the list goes on and on that represent everything that is wrong with America. If you're still "with her," look around at who you'll be celebrating with. Now imagine waking up knowing that Trump is our new President. You may or may not like him, or really know what kind of president he will be. But here are some things you will know for sure:
• The Clinton Corruption is destroyed and rendered powerless.
• The media has been neutered forever.
• Career politicians will have lost all job security.
• The guns in your home will safely stay there.
• Preachers will be free to preach truth without the threat of government interference.
• Israel will have no doubt that we are truly their ally
• Iran will not get one more plane full of cash.
• No more apologies to the world for being great!
• Our enemies, most of which help fund Hillary's campaign will definitely be a little scared.
• Our healthcare rates stand a real good chance of going down.
• There is at least some hope that new manufacturing jobs will be coming back to your state.
• The drug cartel and other criminals currently crossing our borders will realize their days are numbered.
• The police will be supported so they can restore law and order.
The list could go on and on, but it sounds like America may be on the road to becoming great again within the first few hours on November 9 if Trump does win.

Trump for president 2016!

Saturday, October 8, 2016

The Interruptor


Kaine interrupted Pence 70 times during the debate. Cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2016.


Read more at http://comicallyincorrect.com/2016/10/05/the-interruptor/#ZrBWgAtFwTijhEBl.99

Monday, September 12, 2016

To The Never Trump Snowflakes,

You say that because Democrats who had enough voted for Trump that it made Trump a Liberal.  If they had had enough and voted for your candidate. Would that make your candidate a Liberal and the lesser of 2 evils? I suspect there were plenty of Democrats who supported each of our 17 Primary candidates.  This is why many of us have trouble with your generalizations and accusations. If your candidate had won we wouldn't hear anything about that accusation and you would be demanding we get on board with your candidate. If we didn't we would again be called liberals.  So it's all about you. You demand to have the 1st place ribbon even though you didn't finish first and your candidate suspended, dropped out... whatever you want to call it.  You, my snowflake, are the Liberal. That's what Liberals do.
 Reality check. Time to grow up or go to your room and play with your toys. Stop bothering the grown ups. I know children who take more responsibility for what happens.  Trump Tsunami 2016! Catch the Wave!

Friday, July 22, 2016

The Natives Are Restless


People aren't happy with Lying Ted Cruz breaking his pledge to support the GOP nominee. 


I hope he has won his last election. 

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Ted Cruz Image Dump #1





Amanda Carpenter is one of the women named in the alleged mistress crisis. How did she know what kind of mood he was in at 5 in the morning???
























GOP Delegate Theft