Slave Thief Wins Survey To Be Placed On New $20 Bill

According to the liberals, our money is too masculine. We need a woman's face on our money. Notorious slave thief Harriet Tubman has been selected for the honor. 

If we've really got to have a black face on our money, I have a suggestion, although my suggestion wouldn't satisfy the ones who think we need a woman on there. 

Idiot Risks Life To Steal Flag Off Truck On Highway

This guy was stuck in slow-moving traffic behind a truck that was proudly displaying the Confederate Battle Flag. So he jumped out, and stole it. He's no better than the ni**er who stole the flags off graves in Alabama, but he's obviously more stupid. Who in their right mind risks their life to steal a flag? I carry a gun in my vehicle, and if I catch somebody stealing a flag or anything else off it, they're getting shot. 

What are those fools going to do next, go to the cemetery and knock over tombstones?