Friday, July 29, 2016

What Did I Learn From Observing The Democrat Convention This Week?

1. Not all lives matter, only Black Lives Matter.

2. College is worthless because it will soon be free.
3. Medical treatment is worthless because it will soon be free.
4. To become an American Citizen is worthless as it will soon be free.
5. The economy is horrible, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
6. The Middle Class is shrinking, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
7. The Average Family income is dropping, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
8. Black youths have over a 50% unemployment rate, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
9. Hispanic youth unemployment is over 35%, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
10. 50% of the Population is paying 100% of all the taxes and they are still not paying their fair share.
11. Everyone who votes Democrat will work less, make more, get more time off, spend more time with family, pay less taxes and get more government subsidies.
12. Every other country does it, so should we, regardless of the results in those other places.
13. Government wants more money to squander on promises already broken.
14. The word “Progressive” is the less cringe worthy than saying you’re a Liberal.
15. When America grows up, we want to be Norway, Sweden or the Netherlands.
16. There’s a quagmire in the Middle East and Obama’s retreating from the area has nothing to do with the situation.
17. Republicans want dirty air, dirty water, oil spills, trash on the streets, polluted oceans, old people without medical treatment, young people without educations being paid the lowest wages possible, starving children. We don’t believe in equal rights, we're held responsible for Jim Crow Laws and not credited for Affirmative action. 
18. Snowden and General Petraeus broke laws for releasing and not securing secret documents but Hillary Clinton shares no responsibility for using her own unsecured servers for top secret emails.
19. Marijuana cures all diseases.
20. Marijuana smokers are being imprisoned just for smoking a joint. 
21. Everything is rainbows and Unicorns.
22. Hillary Clinton does walk on water.
23. Cheaters do prosper.
24. People cheer stupidity.
25. Hillary and Bill Clinton were born poor Black Children.
26. All the qualifications needed to be President is to be a liberal woman. 
27. Evil looks like anything white, rich, successful and productive.
28. You will receive a participation trophy in life.
29. Agreements of any kind should be signed and committed to even if the other agreeing party doesn’t live up to its obligations. 
30. Everything is still Bush’s fault.

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