Iowa Caucus

Mental Illness (Liberalism Is A Mental Disorder)

 

Practice What You Preach

What Did I Learn From Observing The Democrat Convention This Week?

1. Not all lives matter, only Black Lives Matter.

2. College is worthless because it will soon be free.
3. Medical treatment is worthless because it will soon be free.
4. To become an American Citizen is worthless as it will soon be free.
5. The economy is horrible, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
6. The Middle Class is shrinking, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
7. The Average Family income is dropping, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
8. Black youths have over a 50% unemployment rate, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
9. Hispanic youth unemployment is over 35%, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
10. 50% of the Population is paying 100% of all the taxes and they are still not paying their fair share.
11. Everyone who votes Democrat will work less, make more, get more time off, spend more time with family, pay less taxes and get more government subsidies.
12. Every other country does it, so should we, regardless of the results in those other places.
13. Government wants more money to squander on promises already broken.
14. The word “Progressive” is the less cringe worthy than saying you’re a Liberal.
15. When America grows up, we want to be Norway, Sweden or the Netherlands.
16. There’s a quagmire in the Middle East and Obama’s retreating from the area has nothing to do with the situation.
17. Republicans want dirty air, dirty water, oil spills, trash on the streets, polluted oceans, old people without medical treatment, young people without educations being paid the lowest wages possible, starving children. We don’t believe in equal rights, we're held responsible for Jim Crow Laws and not credited for Affirmative action. 
18. Snowden and General Petraeus broke laws for releasing and not securing secret documents but Hillary Clinton shares no responsibility for using her own unsecured servers for top secret emails.
19. Marijuana cures all diseases.
20. Marijuana smokers are being imprisoned just for smoking a joint. 
21. Everything is rainbows and Unicorns.
22. Hillary Clinton does walk on water.
23. Cheaters do prosper.
24. People cheer stupidity.
25. Hillary and Bill Clinton were born poor Black Children.
26. All the qualifications needed to be President is to be a liberal woman. 
27. Evil looks like anything white, rich, successful and productive.
28. You will receive a participation trophy in life.
29. Agreements of any kind should be signed and committed to even if the other agreeing party doesn’t live up to its obligations. 
30. Everything is still Bush’s fault.

Trump Supporters Are Violent!

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck

Here is a little test that will help you decide 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. 

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 

What do you do? 

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Democrat's Answer: 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? 

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 

Could we run away? 

What does my wife think? What about the kids? 

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? 

What does the law say about this situation? 

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? 

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? 

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? 

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? 

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? 

Should I call 9-1-1? 

Why is this street so deserted? 

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. 

This is all so confusing! 

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. 

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Republican's Answer: 

BANG! 

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Redneck's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... 

(sounds of reloading) 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click 

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' 

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one? 

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

Party Of Angry Old White People Debate

Economic Illiterates

Bernie Sanders 2016

Liberal Cognitive Dissonance

I'm With Stupid

Retarded Dog

Crazy Uncle Bernie

Hillary And Sanders

Grandma Votes Democrat

Left And Lefter

Two Ideologies

Kind of sums up the two ideologies:

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. Trump gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his office for a job. He then took $20 out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. 
Hillary was very impressed, so when they came to another homeless person, she decided to help. She walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. She then reached into Trump 's pocket and got out $20. She kept $15 for her administrative fees and gave the homeless person $5.00 
Now, do you understand the difference between a Conservative and a Liberal Progressive.

Democrat Politicians And The Rebel Flag

I'll just let the photos speak for themselves. 

Greatest Generation And Lamest Generation

Democrat Racism Against Blacks Has Lasted 150 Years