Wednesday, November 8, 2017
Monday, October 30, 2017
Friday, October 13, 2017
Famous Presidential Lies
- We were attacked.
Nixon:
- I am not a crook.
Clinton :
- I did not have sex with that woman, Ms. Lewinski.
Bush - 41:
- Read my lips --- No new taxes.
Obama:
- I will have the most transparent administration in history.
- TARP is to fund shovel-ready jobs.
- I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
- The IRS is not targeting anyone.
- It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
- If I had a son....... (re: Tayvon Martin).
- I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism."
- You didn't build that!
- I will restore trust in government.
- The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
- The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk.
- It's not my red line ---- it is the world's red line.
- Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. (Then why is Edward Snowden still in exile, Mr. Obama?)
- We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks, with interest. Same for the auto companies.
- I will close Gitmo.
- I am not spying on American citizens.
- ObamaCare will be good for America.
- You can keep your family doctor.
- Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
- If you like it, you can keep your healthcare plan. Period!
- It's just like shopping at Amazon.
And the biggest one of all:
- I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.
Friday, August 25, 2017
Songbird McCain
Wednesday, July 26, 2017
Screwed Up Liberal Priorities
Russia!
Saturday, July 15, 2017
Tuesday, July 4, 2017
Hillary's Health Issues
Monday, July 3, 2017
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Paris Climate Agreement
Tuesday, June 13, 2017
Saturday, June 10, 2017
One Sided Treaty
Comey's Integrity
Two Americas
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Tuesday, May 9, 2017
Extinguishing Free Speech
Tuesday, April 25, 2017
Twas the Night Before Inauguration
Twas the Night Before Inauguration!
Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower, The Donald reflected on his newfound power. The conservative masses had come out in force, And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes, The media lied to them . . . What a surprise. They had been promised a Hillary win, But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
And though from all corners celebrities flew, They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue. They talked about climate, racism, and such, And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
The fake news and ignorance came at a cost, And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost. They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad, But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed, Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod. The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed, And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
So out in the streets there arose such a clatter, It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter. With cities to pillage and windows to smash, They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
Eight years of Obama had given them cause, To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus. But soon the protestors will feel the pain, When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear, Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear. The cocoa and crayons will help for a while, But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz, In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose. He wasn’t my first choice, but soon I would cede, The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
I saw him on TV in front of a crowd, He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud. He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs, Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat, And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete. For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit, And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best, And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest. His love for this country was on full display, And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone, Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on. The fate of this country left nothing to chance, So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
The men he had chosen were of the same mind, Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind. He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat, With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
“Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt! On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it. Start lifting restrictions and building the wall, Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
The roar of his audience rose from the stands, He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands. He answered their questions and calmed all their fears, They knew it would be a fantastic four years. Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet, A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget. He sent one more tweet as the evening expired; “Happy Inauguration to all, AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
Thursday, April 20, 2017
Solution For Our Liberal Problem:
Build The Wall!
The wall is estimated to cost approximately $15 billion.
Here are a few ways of putting $15 billion in perspective:
It’s $47 for each person currently living in the U.S.
It’s 0.4 percent of projected federal spending for 2017.
It’s 2.7 percent of the projected deficit this year.
It’s 0.1 percent of the total federal debt.
http://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/the-cost-of-the-border-wall/