Thursday, December 1, 2016

Saturday, October 29, 2016

Imagine!

Imagine it is November 9, 2016 in America and we wake up knowing who our new President will be. If it is Hillary, think of the groups of people that will celebrate. Illegal Immigrants, criminals and future criminals who will be supported for pulling a gun on a police officer, planned parenthood, the media, and the list goes on and on that represent everything that is wrong with America. If you're still "with her," look around at who you'll be celebrating with. Now imagine waking up knowing that Trump is our new President. You may or may not like him, or really know what kind of president he will be. But here are some things you will know for sure:
• The Clinton Corruption is destroyed and rendered powerless.
• The media has been neutered forever.
• Career politicians will have lost all job security.
• The guns in your home will safely stay there.
• Preachers will be free to preach truth without the threat of government interference.
• Israel will have no doubt that we are truly their ally
• Iran will not get one more plane full of cash.
• No more apologies to the world for being great!
• Our enemies, most of which help fund Hillary's campaign will definitely be a little scared.
• Our healthcare rates stand a real good chance of going down.
• There is at least some hope that new manufacturing jobs will be coming back to your state.
• The drug cartel and other criminals currently crossing our borders will realize their days are numbered.
• The police will be supported so they can restore law and order.
The list could go on and on, but it sounds like America may be on the road to becoming great again within the first few hours on November 9 if Trump does win.

Trump for president 2016!

Saturday, October 8, 2016

The Interruptor


Kaine interrupted Pence 70 times during the debate. Cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2016.


Read more at http://comicallyincorrect.com/2016/10/05/the-interruptor/#ZrBWgAtFwTijhEBl.99

Friday, September 30, 2016

The Scandal

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and With A smile on his face, says, "The media is really tearing you apart for That Scandal."
Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using my secret private server with classified material to Hide my Activities?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything Else?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, Hiring Cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean the drones being operated in our own country without The Benefit of the law?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it Declared Bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity Deals?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding of neoNazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Turning Libya into chaos?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa ?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel ?"
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the "moderate" terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
Trump: "No the other one:"
Hillary: "Leaving Iraq in chaos? "
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The DOJ spying on the press?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 Months Later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The NSA monitoring citizens'?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "Threats to all of Bill's former mistresses to keep them quiet"
Trump: "No, the other one."
Hillary: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I think I've got it! When I stole the White House furniture, silverware, when Bill left Office?"
Trump: "THAT'S IT! I almost forgot about that one".

Monday, September 12, 2016

Above The Law

Make The First Lady Great Again

To The Never Trump Snowflakes,

You say that because Democrats who had enough voted for Trump that it made Trump a Liberal.  If they had had enough and voted for your candidate. Would that make your candidate a Liberal and the lesser of 2 evils? I suspect there were plenty of Democrats who supported each of our 17 Primary candidates.  This is why many of us have trouble with your generalizations and accusations. If your candidate had won we wouldn't hear anything about that accusation and you would be demanding we get on board with your candidate. If we didn't we would again be called liberals.  So it's all about you. You demand to have the 1st place ribbon even though you didn't finish first and your candidate suspended, dropped out... whatever you want to call it.  You, my snowflake, are the Liberal. That's what Liberals do.
 Reality check. Time to grow up or go to your room and play with your toys. Stop bothering the grown ups. I know children who take more responsibility for what happens.  Trump Tsunami 2016! Catch the Wave!

Only In Louisiana!

President Barack Obama was in the Oval Office when his telephone rang. 

"Hello, Mr.President Obama," in a heavily accented Cajun voice said. "Dis' is Boudreaux, down here at Slim's in Kinder, I am callin' to tell ya'll that we declaring war on ya!" 
"Well Boudreaux," Barack replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is your army?" 
"Right now," said Boud, "dere's myself, my brother-in-law Thib, my next-door-neighbor Bubba, and a few other gator huntn' buddies. Dat makes eight!" 
Barack paused. "I must tell you Boudreaux that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command." 
"Wow," said Boudreaux. " call ya back!" 
Sure enough, the next day, Boud called again. 
"Mr Obama, de war is on! We got us some infantry equipment!" 
"And what equipment would that be Boudreaux?" Barack asked. 
"We got us two combines, couple of 4 wheelers, a piroque, and Thib's John Deere. 
President Obama sighed. "I must tell you Boudreaux, that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers. Also I've increased my army to one and a half million since we last spoke." 
"Lord above", said Boud, "be getting back to ya." 
Sure enough, Boudreaux rang again the next day. "President Obama, de war is still on! We got ourselves airborne! Bubba fixed his ultra-lite wit couple of shotguns in de cockpit, and four vets from the VFW signed up!" 
Barack was silent for a minute then cleared his throat. "I must tell you Boudreaux that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!" 
"Oh Lord," said Boud, "Call you back." 
Sure enough, Boudreaux called again the next day. "President Obama! sorry to tell you dat we have called off de war." 
"I'm sorry to hear that" said Barack. "Why the sudden change of heart?" 
Well, sir," said Boudreaux, "we all sat down and had a long chat over a few beers, and come to think that there's just no way our wives can make enough gumbo to feed two million prisoners.." 

LOUISIANA CONFIDENCE CANNOT BE SHAKEN 
If you are a REALLY FROM LOUISIANA, you won't even need to be told to pass this on. 
GOD BLESS LOUISIANA…

Friday, July 29, 2016

What Did I Learn From Observing The Democrat Convention This Week?

1. Not all lives matter, only Black Lives Matter.

2. College is worthless because it will soon be free.
3. Medical treatment is worthless because it will soon be free.
4. To become an American Citizen is worthless as it will soon be free.
5. The economy is horrible, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
6. The Middle Class is shrinking, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
7. The Average Family income is dropping, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
8. Black youths have over a 50% unemployment rate, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
9. Hispanic youth unemployment is over 35%, and after 7 years in office it’s not Obama’s fault.
10. 50% of the Population is paying 100% of all the taxes and they are still not paying their fair share.
11. Everyone who votes Democrat will work less, make more, get more time off, spend more time with family, pay less taxes and get more government subsidies.
12. Every other country does it, so should we, regardless of the results in those other places.
13. Government wants more money to squander on promises already broken.
14. The word “Progressive” is the less cringe worthy than saying you’re a Liberal.
15. When America grows up, we want to be Norway, Sweden or the Netherlands.
16. There’s a quagmire in the Middle East and Obama’s retreating from the area has nothing to do with the situation.
17. Republicans want dirty air, dirty water, oil spills, trash on the streets, polluted oceans, old people without medical treatment, young people without educations being paid the lowest wages possible, starving children. We don’t believe in equal rights, we're held responsible for Jim Crow Laws and not credited for Affirmative action. 
18. Snowden and General Petraeus broke laws for releasing and not securing secret documents but Hillary Clinton shares no responsibility for using her own unsecured servers for top secret emails.
19. Marijuana cures all diseases.
20. Marijuana smokers are being imprisoned just for smoking a joint. 
21. Everything is rainbows and Unicorns.
22. Hillary Clinton does walk on water.
23. Cheaters do prosper.
24. People cheer stupidity.
25. Hillary and Bill Clinton were born poor Black Children.
26. All the qualifications needed to be President is to be a liberal woman. 
27. Evil looks like anything white, rich, successful and productive.
28. You will receive a participation trophy in life.
29. Agreements of any kind should be signed and committed to even if the other agreeing party doesn’t live up to its obligations. 
30. Everything is still Bush’s fault.

Monday, July 25, 2016

In Defense Of Donald Trump




Try to keep this in mind:

Donald Trump did not steal your money. 

Donald Trump did not raise your taxes. 

Donald Trump did not quadruple the price of food. 

Trump is not starting a race war. 

Trump did not leave any US soldiers in Benghazi to be slaughtered and desecrated by Muslims. 

Trump did not send the US Navy to fight for Syrian Al-Qaeda. 

Trump did not arm ISIS and systematically exterminate Christians throughout the Middle East. 

Trump did not betray Israel. 

Trump did not provide financing and technology to Iran's nuclear weapons program. 

Trump did not give our military secrets to China. 

Trump did not remove our nuclear missile shield in Poland at the behest of Russia. 

Trump did not shrivel our military, and betray our veterans. 

Trump did not cripple our economy. 

Trump did not increase our debt to 20 trillion dollars. 

Trump did not ruin our credit, twice. 

Trump did not double African American unemployment. 

Trump did not increase welfare to a record level for eight years. 

Trump did not sign a law making it legal to execute, and imprison Americans. 

Trump did not set free all of terrorists in Guantanamo bay. 

Trump did not steal your rights, violate US Constitutional law, or commit treason hundreds of times.


Yet Trump is being ripped apart in the news, non stop. Barrack Hussein Obama, Hillary Clinton and the criminals occupying our government are not. The media are supporters of the Democratic Party. Help save our culture. Stop paying attention to the media! 

Vote Trump/Pence 2016!

Friday, July 22, 2016

The Natives Are Restless


People aren't happy with Lying Ted Cruz breaking his pledge to support the GOP nominee. 


I hope he has won his last election. 

Friday, June 17, 2016

Australian Gun Law Update

September 28, 2015

From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia 

Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the real figures from Down Under.  It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own government, a program costing Australia taxpayers more than $500 million dollars. 

The first year results are now in: 
Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent, 
Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent; 
Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44 percent)! 
In the state of Victoria alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. (Note that while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not and criminals still possess their guns!)  While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed that their prey is unarmed.There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home. 

Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns. You won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or members of the State Assembly disseminating this information.  The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the  hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control laws affect only the law-abiding citizens. 

Take note Americans, before it's too late!

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Find Your Favorite Movie

I'm pretty good at math, so I did it in my head, then on paper, and finally on a calculator just to confirm my numerical capabilities. Each time I got the same answer, and sure enough it IS my very favorite movie  
DO NOT cheat. DO YOUR math, THEN compare the results to the list of movies at the bottom You will be AMAZED at how scary true and accurate this test is. 
1. Pick a number from 1-9.  
2. Multiply that number by 3.  
3. Add 3.  
4. Multiply by 3 again.  
5. Your total will be a two digit number. 
Add the first and second digits together to find your favorite movie (of all time) in the list of 17 movies below:  
Movie List:  
1. Gone With the Wind 
2. Pretty Woman
3. Blazing Saddles 
4. Star Wars 
5. An Officer and a Gentlemen 
6. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly 
7. Jaws 
8. Grease 
9. Obama's Farewell Speech & subsequent arrest for corruption & treason 
10. Casablanca  
11. Jurassic Park  
12. Shrek 
13. Pirates of the Caribbean  
14. Titanic 
15. Raiders of the Lost Ark  
16. Home Alone 
17. Mrs. Doubtfire  
Now, isn't that something?