American Justice

Come And Take 'Em

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Redneck

Here is a little test that will help you decide 

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. 

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. 

What do you do? 

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Democrat's Answer: 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed? 

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? 

Could we run away? 

What does my wife think? What about the kids? 

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? 

What does the law say about this situation? 

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it? 

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? 

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? 

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? 

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? 

Should I call 9-1-1? 

Why is this street so deserted? 

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. 

This is all so confusing! 

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus. 

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Republican's Answer: 

BANG! 

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Redneck's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.... 

(sounds of reloading) 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click 

Daughter:' Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?' 

Son:' You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one? 

Wife:' You are not taking that to the taxidermist!

Democrat Racism Against Blacks Has Lasted 150 Years

You know you live in an upside-down land if…

You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more of our money.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

The Supreme Court of the United States can rule that lower courts cannot display the 10 Commandments in their courtroom, while sitting in front of a display of the 10 Commandments.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Children are forcibly removed from parents who appropriately discipline them while children of “underprivileged” drug addicts are left to rot in filth-infested cesspools.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Hard work and success are rewarded with higher taxes and government intrusion, while slothful, lazy behavior is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC checks, Medicaid, and subsidized housing.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

The government’s plan for getting people back to work is to provide 99 weeks of unemployment checks (to not work).

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Politicians think that stripping away the amendments to the constitution is really protecting the rights of the people.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

The rights of the Government come before the rights of the individual.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Parents believe the State is responsible for providing for their children.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

You pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big screen TV while your neighbor defaults on his mortgage (while buying iphones, TVs and new cars) and the government forgives his debt and reduces his mortgage (with your tax dollars).

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

Being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you “safe.”

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

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You know you live in an upside-down land if…

An 80-year old woman can be virtually strip searched by the TSA but a Muslim woman in a burqa is only subject to having her neck and head searched.

Teaching Firearm Safety

Don't Question Me And I Won't Question You

Nasty Truth About Gun Control Laws

Have Gun, Will Travel

Wrong House

The Letter Much Of The Press Refused To Print.

Dear Editor,

Since the vast majority of officers outside of Portland and Cumberland County, have expressed their refusal to take part in gun confiscation, I believe I have a solution for the gun control problem.

I believe it is time for all those who want to confiscate guns to be deputized and sent out to confiscate guns from those who have them.

You know it has been a bit slow for pastors these days, no real rush on marriage till spring, few folks are dying, and well, Sunday's just aren't what they were fifty, sixty years ago.

I am convinced that deputizing all those who want to disarm gun owners, sending them out in the early hours of the morning to break down the doors of gun owners, could just be a real stimulus to the preaching profession, rid the gene pool of some real mentally deficient voters as well.

If I were a lawyer I would add a little ad here maybe 50% off funerals from gunshot wounds suffered by unarmed deputies at 4AM. But alas, ACP preachers still aren't allowed to advertise.

Jesus said: "When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing?" And they said, "Nothing." Then said He unto them, "But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 25:35&36 ACP/KJV

The word translated sword, is machaira, makh'-ahee-rah, in this context it means the sword common to the rank and file members of the military. Today it would be translated as the weapons common to the everyday member of the Military, a high capacity semi automatic handgun and/or a high capacity semi automatic with a selector switch to make it fully automatic, rifle such as the M-16.

Nowhere in the Holy Bible does it tell us that in these perilous last days (2 Timothy 3:1) are we to be unarmed nor is there even a hint that we are to stand by and allow our children to be defenselessly slaughtered. Those who preach ‘gun control' are not preaching what God said but what the democrat says, and God will deal with them, of this we are assured.

Rev. Bob Celeste

ChristianPatriot.com

34 Duck Pond Rd

Harrison, ME 04040

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I Want You To Buy A Gun

I carry

League Of Killers

Stricter gun laws do not necessarily make a safer, violence free society. 

Evil Conservative

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