Cruz Control 2016

Net Neutered

Let's Take Back America

Government Internet Takeover

The Government Is Too Powerful

Miss Piggy Says Eat Your Vegetables

Control Ebola?

The common sense thing for our nation's leaders to do would be to keep Ebola out of the country. That could be accomplished by stopping flights from Ebola hot zones. 

When Guns Become Illegal

Shutting Down The Bake Sale Organized Criminals

Subject: HOME COOKING: tell Congress to end the practice of unsupervised food preparation!

Dear Friend,

You probably know that the First Lady is very concerned about your well-being. That is why she has always opposed home cooking. Government studies show that the plague of unsupervised, unlicensed home cooking has long been causing immeasurable suffering on its unsuspecting victims throughout the United States.

Michelle Obama has made it her goal to eliminate the concept of a kitchen from modern living environment - and now she has a plan that will also create millions of new jobs for Americans.

But she will need your help.

Send Congress a message via email, Facebook, and Twitter and tell them to ban all sales of food items and cooking utensils to private citizens, making home food preparation a felony punishable by heavy fines and/or imprisonment. The people must demand the creation of a comprehensive kitchen removal and disposal program, whereby government technicians would uninstall all existing kitchen equipment in private homes, ending this outdated custom once and for all.

Concerns about public health require that all citizens consume prescribed rations in specially designated feeding areas, administered to them by trained government people-feeders on the basis of a correct menu calculated by government nutritionists.

To make this dream a reality, all we need to do is pay a little more in taxes. Most of the lower-income and middle-class family budgets will not be affected, considering how much this program will save them by eliminating food shopping from their lives. Cooking utensil buyback programs, such as "Cash for Kitchenware," will further incentivize this lifestyle transformation.

This plan has already been endorsed by prominent government officials, including former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomturd, who praised its obvious benefits, such as prevention of accidental burns, food poisonings, and kitchen fires.

Such a program will finalize the complete liberation of women from the shackles of family, as well as give all citizens a gift of additional free hours every day, which they can use to contact Congress via email, Facebook, and Twitter and ask their representatives to improve their lives with more bans, taxes, and government programs.

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Nasty Truth About Gun Control Laws

Those Pushing Gun Control Plan To Keep Their Guns

Please Explain

Gun Control Makes No Sense

Candid Photo Of Second Amendment Violator Dianne Feinstein

The Letter Much Of The Press Refused To Print.

Dear Editor,

Since the vast majority of officers outside of Portland and Cumberland County, have expressed their refusal to take part in gun confiscation, I believe I have a solution for the gun control problem.

I believe it is time for all those who want to confiscate guns to be deputized and sent out to confiscate guns from those who have them.

You know it has been a bit slow for pastors these days, no real rush on marriage till spring, few folks are dying, and well, Sunday's just aren't what they were fifty, sixty years ago.

I am convinced that deputizing all those who want to disarm gun owners, sending them out in the early hours of the morning to break down the doors of gun owners, could just be a real stimulus to the preaching profession, rid the gene pool of some real mentally deficient voters as well.

If I were a lawyer I would add a little ad here maybe 50% off funerals from gunshot wounds suffered by unarmed deputies at 4AM. But alas, ACP preachers still aren't allowed to advertise.

Jesus said: "When I sent you without purse, and scrip, and shoes, lacked ye any thing?" And they said, "Nothing." Then said He unto them, "But now, he that hath a purse, let him take it, and likewise his scrip: and he that hath no sword, let him sell his garment, and buy one." Luke 25:35&36 ACP/KJV

The word translated sword, is machaira, makh'-ahee-rah, in this context it means the sword common to the rank and file members of the military. Today it would be translated as the weapons common to the everyday member of the Military, a high capacity semi automatic handgun and/or a high capacity semi automatic with a selector switch to make it fully automatic, rifle such as the M-16.

Nowhere in the Holy Bible does it tell us that in these perilous last days (2 Timothy 3:1) are we to be unarmed nor is there even a hint that we are to stand by and allow our children to be defenselessly slaughtered. Those who preach ‘gun control' are not preaching what God said but what the democrat says, and God will deal with them, of this we are assured.

Rev. Bob Celeste

ChristianPatriot.com

34 Duck Pond Rd

Harrison, ME 04040

Founded By Geniuses But Run By Idiots

If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for being in the country illegally ...you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If the only school curriculum allowed to explain how we got here is evolution, but the government stops a $15 million construction project to keep a rare spider from evolving to extinction ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots. 

If you have to show identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor or check out a library book, but not to vote who runs the government ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If the government wants to ban stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines with more than ten rounds, but gives 20 F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If, in the largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not a 24-ounce soda because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman can be stripped searched by the TSA but a woman in a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If a seven year old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is "cute," but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If children are forcibly removed from parents who discipline them with spankings while children of addicts are left in filth and drug infested “homes”... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government intrusion, while not working is rewarded with EBT cards, WIC, Welfare checks, Medicaid, subsidized housing and free cell phones ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If the government's plan for getting people back to work is to incentivize NOT working with 99 weeks of unemployment checks and no requirement to prove they applied but can’t find work ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

If being stripped of the ability to defend yourself makes you more "safe" according to the government ... you might live in a country founded by geniuses but run by idiots.

Gun Control Debate Settled In 1791

Guns Don't Kill, Governments Do