Showing posts with label Washington. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Washington. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Monument for Hillary

I have the distinguished honor of being on the Committee to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Hillary R. Clinton. We originally wanted to put her on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for more faces.

We then decided to erect a statue of Hillary in the Washington, D.C. Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left, not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on somebody else's money.

Thank you,
Hillary R. Clinton Committee

P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.

Friday, August 8, 2014

Use It Or Lose It


The time is now near at hand which must probably determine whether Americans are to be freemen or slaves; whether they are to have any property they can call their own; whether their houses and farms are to be pillaged and destroyed, and themselves consigned to a state of wretchedness from which no human efforts will deliver them.
--George Washington

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Join The Movement To Rename The Washington Redskins - To The Washington Tea Party!


Washington Redskins



Chief Barack "Squatting Bull" Obama, also known as The Talking Turd", has gone on the warpath. The Trademarks and Patents office, most likely at the insistence of the Democrats and The Talking Turd, has stripped the Washington Redskins of their trademark. This is the Chicago way. Go against The Talking Turd and some agency of the government will make trouble for you. This doesn't mean they have to change their name, but anyone can get away with selling counterfeit Redskins products because they don't have copyright protection on the name. 

You know, just because a minority of people are offended doesn't make it okay to violate someone's rights. Most Native Americans are okay with the name, this is a result of a lawsuit filed by five or six thin skinned people. 



Okay, since they're losing their trademark, I have a suggestion for a new name. 


You were warned: